Journal Notes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Love Lessons from the Old West:  Wisdom from Wild Women

National Book Launch on February 8 @ the

Nevada County Railroad Museum  Nevada City, CA.

Noon – 2 p.m.

For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

For more romance advice and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

Christmas carolers sing about peace on earth, but they don’t tell us where.  Hope you find that place and have a Merry Christmas!

Love conquers all things – except poverty and toothaches.  For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

Don’t be a woman that needs a man.  Be a woman a man needs.  For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

It’s that time of the year again.  That time when many well-meaning people say to me “Oh, you don’t have any children of your own to spend the holidays with.  How sad.”  Now, I love kids.  I’ve spent several years teaching Sunday school and have met some wonderful children, but I’ve never had that maternal instinct.  Well, I say never but that’s not entirely true.  It kicks in when I’m lying on the couch and the remote is on the other side of the room.  I can’t image a more difficult job than being a parent.  I’ve known some kids who obviously have had no parenting at all.  These are the children whose first contact with an authority figure will come while being read their Miranda rights in the backseat of a squad car.  Raising a child is a labor of love, but it is labor nonetheless.  It is a job.  I can imagine a fun job, but sometimes it must be so frustrating, menial, and dull, it makes working the corn dog concession in the Ringworm Brothers Carnival seem like a stint as a secret service agent with Artemus Gordon on an episode of the Wild, Wild West.  And while there’s no health or dental, no vacation pay, no sick leave, no 401K, one thing you’ve got plenty of is job security.  You’ll be a parent until the day you die.  UNTIL YOU DIE!  What a frightening proposition and not much room for error.  I’d crack under the pressure.  I think I’m better suited for Sunday school teaching.  I can love on the kids in my class, give them Skittles and Kazoos and send them home with grateful parents who will cherish them and make them bring them the remote.  By the way parents, now is the perfect time to buy your child a book about the Old West.  Might I suggest Outlaw Tales of California or the Bedside Book of Bad Girls: Outlaw Women of the Midwest.  Don’t let them learn about such things on the street.        

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on to something.  For more romance advice and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

Be adventurous.  Not many women would consider crashing a sporting event just to be near the man they love.  Emma Walter did and her affectionate act was appreciated by the Western legend Bat Masterson.  For more romance advice and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.  For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

Honesty is key in a relationship.  If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.  For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons Learned from the Old West coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com. Register to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lessons learned. The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons Learned from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons Learned coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter Love Lessons Learned gift package giveaway visit www.chrisenss.com, click on Contact, and send a brief note about the love lessons you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!