One of the students in the Sunday school class I teach is an aspiring cowboy. With rare exception he comes to Bible study dressed as a cowboy. Corbin believes Roy Rogers is the finest movie cowboy he’s ever seen. I feel the same way. A few weeks ago Corbin and I had a serious discussion about whether or not Roy Rogers knew karate. I agreed that Roy Rogers was good with his fists, but that I’d never seen the King of the Cowboys deliver a side kick to the throat of a bad guy. Corbin was appalled. He insisted that not only was Rogers capable of performing a roundhouse to the temple, but did so in most every movie he ever made. I argued the point noting that the issue of the spurs strapped to Rogers’ boots would have seriously wounded anyone he battled. Roy Rogers might have been a little rough with outlaws, but he never cut them. Corbin said he did because the spurs were really Ninja fighting stars. So, I looked it up. A cowhand did not buckle on a pair of spurs until he’d filed the sharp rowels to make them blunt. Sharp rowels made a horse nervous and Roy Rogers could never have reached the bad guy’s hideout on a nervous Trigger. Spurs were used to signal quick action to a horse, not for cruel gigging or cutting the throat of an outlaw. I can’t wait to talk to Corbin further about this matter. At five-years-old he thinks he knows everything.