A Lively Widower

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Men and women in hopes of finding a companion placed advertisements in a publication specifically designed for lonely hearts.  Among those publications were Matrimonial News and Hand and Heart Magazine.  The following advertisement appeared in the January 7, 1887 edition of Matrimonial News.  “A lively widower of 40, looking much younger, 5 feet 7 inches high, weighing 145 pounds would like to correspond with some maiden or widow lady of honor who would like a good home, kind husband and plenty.”  Read a variety of mail-order bride and groom ads in Hearts West: True Stories of Mail-Order Brides on the frontier available wherever books are sold.

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True Loving Companion

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Advertisement that appeared in Matrimonial News in March 1900.  Dear old men, here is your chance to get a true loving companion.  I am a widow by death, age 69 years, but don’t always look or feel or act over 40; always in good humor, very loving and kind; a good housekeeper, weight 104, height 5 feet 2 inches, blue eyes, brown hair, nationality German; would like to meet some congenial gentlemen near my own age, with means enough to make a good home.

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Drawing will be held on Friday, March 14.

Lonesome Little Girl

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Advertisement from a mail-order bride dated October 12, 1890.  “Boys, I am a lonesome little girl, alone in the world and earning my own living and tired of doing so; my age is 20 years, weight 145, height 5 feet 3 inches, blue eyes, dark hair, good housekeeper, am considered good looking, have some means, also piano; common school education; prefer country life; will marry if suited; no Catholics need to write.”Bride3

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Widower & Bachelors

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Drawing will be held on Friday, March 14.

Advertisement from a mail-order bride dated August 1867.  “Hello, all you widowers and bachelors, right this way if you are looking for a companion; here she is, age 60, weight 100, height 4 feet 11 inches; black eyes, dark hair, American; Golden Rule religion, jolly and good natured; have means of $3,000; wish a husband with some means, city or county, age from 50 to 75; will answer all letters.”

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Pick up a copy of Hearts West: True Stores of Mail-Order Brides on the Frontier and read more about the men and women searching for the person of their dreams.

Good Wives & Housekeepers

Husband Wanted: From the book Object: Matrimony: The Risky Business of Mail-Order Matchmaking on the Western Frontier.

219 – Is there a gentleman from 30 to 45 years of age, weighing 170 to 200 pounds, measuring 5 feet and 10 inches up, honorable and intelligent that desires a good wife and housekeeper.  Let them answer this number.  I can give particulars, photo and best of references if required.  Christian preferred.

 

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Husband Wanted:

Dear old men, here is your chance to get a true loving companion.  I am a widow by death; age 69 years, but don’t look or feel or act over 50; always in good humor, very loving and kind; a good housekeeper, weight 165, height 5 feet 2 inches, blue eyes, brown hair, nationality German; would like to meet some congenial gentlemen near my own age, with means enough to make a good home.

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For more advertisements read Hearts West:  True Stories of Mail Order Brides on the Frontier. 

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Schemers and Suckers

“There’s a sucker born every minute,” declared Phineas Taylor Barnum, and the greatest born schemer spent his life proving it.  As a child he ran his own lottery in Connecticut.  He began making his real fortune in 1835, when he latched onto a slave whom he claimed was 161 years old and had been George Washington’s nurse, drawing huge crowds and $1,500 a week.  Many didn’t believe the woman was that old once they saw her.  But Barnum didn’t care what they thought as they left his American Museum in New York City because by then he already had their money.  And they paid again and again to see his mermaid, his bearded lady, and the midget his named General Tom Thumb.

The master promoter, who didn’t create his legendary circus until he was 60 years old, remained active until he suffered a stroke at the age of 80 in November 1890.  Only then did he write a will.  But what nagged Barnum was not the fate of his own affairs, but the fate of his name.  The man who professed he didn’t care what the newspapers said about him as long as they spelled his name right, Barnum now had a strong hankering to know exactly what people would say about him after he died.  The word got out, and the New York Evening Sun paper published his obituary.  Above four columns chronicling his life, the headline read, “Great and Only Barnum.  He Wanted to Read His Obituary; Here It is.”

Several days later Barnum told his secretary, “I’m going to die this time.”  He went on to talk about plans to build houses on some property he owned on Long Island.  “Why, Mr. Barnum,” said Ben, his secretary, “you just said you were going to die!”  “Yes, Ben, yes,” replied the 80-year-old showman.  “But I ain’t dead yet, Ben, am I?”

Three days after that Barnum died.  In an obituary he didn’t get to see, The Times of London wrote, “He early realized that essential feature of a modern democracy, its readiness to be led to what will amuse and instruct it.  He knew that ‘the people’ mean crowds–paying crowds.”

For more stories behind the deaths of some of the most notorious characters read Tales Behind the Tombstones.

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Out of Love

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com.PioneerCouple

 

Attend the national launch of the book on Saturday, February 8, 2014 at the Nevada County Narrow Gauge Railroad in Nevada City.

Enter to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lesson.

The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter the Love Lessons gift package giveaway visit send a brief note about the love lesson you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014. Good luck!

Best Sellers

WALL STREET JOURNAL BEST-SELLERS

NONFICTION E BOOKS

1. “Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell and Patrick Robinson (Little, Brown)

2. “Twelve Years a Slave” by Solomon Northup (HarperCollins)

3. “Duty” by Robert M. Gates (Knopf)

4. “The Monuments Men” by Robert M. Edsel (Center Street)

5. “Estranged” by Jessica Berger Gross (Jessica Berger Gross)

6. “Killing Jesus: A History” by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard (Macmillan)

7. “Super Shred” by Ian K. Smith (St. Martin’s Press)

8. “Following Atticus” by Tom Ryan (HarperCollins)

9. “The Doctor Who Wore Petticoats” by Chris Enss (Globe Pequot Press)

10. “Practice to Deceive” by Ann Rule (Gallery Books)

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Book Launch on Horizon

Calamity Jane was schooled in frontier social graces to the point where she could outfight, out-cuss, and out-drink most men, and never got over the idea that these skills did not necessarily make her irresistible.  Just another love lesson learned from one of the many women who helped shaped the West.   For more quips and other stories about love lessons learned by wild women of the west plan to read Love Lessons from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women coming soon. Order your copy now through Amazon.com.

Attend the national launch of the book this Saturday, February 8, 2014 at the Nevada County Narrow Gauge Railroad in Nevada City.

Love

Enter to win a Love Lessons Learned gift package when you submit your own love lesson.

The gift package includes a copy of Love Lessons from the Old West: Wisdom from Wild Women, Love Lessons coffee mugs, cocoa, soap, candles, day planners, pen, and a journal to keep track of every love lesson that comes your way. To enter the Love Lessons gift package giveaway visit send a brief note about the love lesson you’ve learned. The best love lesson wins the gift package. A winner will be announced on February 14, 2014.  Good luck!